Sitting in class. No big deal. That’s what you would think anyway. Not when you have a bogey sticking out of your nostril that is.
I tried to pull it out real discrete and all, but it was a big one. I gave it a
tug, and a lot came out. I kept on tugging and tugging. After a few tugs it
went down to about my hip. Everyone was looking at me at this point, so I
thought I might as well carry on pulling. I pulled and pulled and pulled. I had
a weird feeling in my stomach, I continued. I wish I didn’t. To this day my
insides are my outside. That was the day I was turned inside out.